September 2011
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idris elba: i'd consider playing bond →
oh, please, y’all, please, y’all, please, y’all, please! the things i’d do to see stringer bell play james bond. the horrible things i’d do.
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in the blink of an eye
tonight i met a former co-worker of sorts whom i’d only spoken to via “his people.” while talking with him about another former co-worker who recently passed away, about what my previous job was, about where i’m from, and about what i do now, he suddenly segued into this next portion of our conversation:
“so what’s your story? are you married? have any kids? a...
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day dreams: part 1
i have a problem with day dreaming, and i oftentimes create elaborate, unrealistic scenarios in my head. this is one of those scenarios:
i am best friends with tina fey and amy poehler. we’re hanging out on one of their super comfortable, but humble couches, watching mean girls (even though tina begged us not to put it on), bridesmaids, barefoot contessa, or snapped. naturally, we’re...
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just found this video last night of desmond when he was still just a little pup. my favorite thing about him as a puppy was always his fat, wobbly butt. it’s enough to make any cold-hearted betty draper sigh.
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kanye was my favorite performance. hands down. the man can perform.
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ammi right, ladies?
here are two more ammi right, ladies? posts.
how about whenever you’re first starting puberty and your boobs start to grow and they hurt all the time. ugh. ammi right, ladies?
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hey ladies… other ladies (makes tongue-sticking-out-emoticon-face). AMMI RIGHT, LADIES?
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how to be pretty circa 1996
around the time i was in the 5th grade (or maybe it was in middle school, considering #3), i wrote down a list of things i thought i needed to do in order to be considered pretty. it went a little something like this:
1. get contacts
2. get braces
3. get rid of my acne
4. get my hair thread-wrapped like everyone else was having done on their really cool family beach trips to myrtle beach...
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dear suri cruise: will you be my bff? →
please check yes___ or no___ .